Things My Mom Taught Me

MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!”

MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION

“You better pray that will come out of that carpet!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL 

“If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week!”

MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC

“Because I said so, that’s why!”

MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT

“Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”

MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY 

“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS 

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM

Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA

l that spinach is gone!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER 

“It looks like a tornado went through your room!”

MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS

“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY 

“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times-don’t exaggerate!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

“Stop acting like your father!”

OM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY 

“There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!” 

And most of all…..
MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

“I brought you into this world, I can take you out!”

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21 Comments

  1. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

    my mom didn't taught me about this but it reminded of someone who used to say this and learned from her mom too

  2. Happy mother's day to you, Marie♡

    I'm sure your kids are super proud of you. They don't only have a mom but a friend too. In this cold, virtual world; I am glad to have bumped into you! : D

  3. Super funny about what moms teach us because as we reflect on each item, we're actually slowly doing it to our kids too! hahaha! 🙂 Belated Happy Mother's Day dear! 🙂

  4. Before, I said I wouldn't have children. And then I said, if ever I have children I don't want to turn into my (nagging) mom. But, now, I see that I am acting like her sometimes (and smell like her, too), then I see why she keeps on reminding me to do what she says, it's because she loves me and is very concerned about me.

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