I just can’t get it.
My boy cousins love to have fart contests, laugh like hyenas over green jokes, speak with their mouths full, walk around the house shirtless (in full view of my girl gang) and flex their imaginary muscles, burp loudly in public.
I just can’t understand it.
What guys like and what are guys’ interests are so strange/weird.
We still like them anyway…
(And oh, my mom would tell stories about crazy things her brother did to her and her girl cousins like he would fart on his palm and cup it over their mouths. That is sooo gross!)
Guys spend a lot of time watching and playing sports.
Any game is more important than any final exam.
They would stay at home, catch the latest football game or head over to the basketball court and shoot some hoops with his friends than hang out with you. It’s painful, I know.
WHAT TO DO: Know what sports your guy is into. Research on his favorite teams and players, and get to know the game schedules. Watch games with him. Who know? You may like the sport later.
NEVER: Nag or talk about your latest shopping trip when he is in sports mode. Dont. Even. Think.About. It.
NEVER: Say that all cars are the same.
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WHAT TO DO: Visit a comic book store. Try reading comic books and graphic novels yourself. Watch the film adaptation with your guy.
NEVER: Say that the comic books are only for kids.
WHAT TO DO: You don’t have to do it every time, but it’s nice to make an effort to accompany him to one of these gun fests. It shows you’re a tough girl who can stomach a lot of things – instant plus points. If all else fails, try to find a hot actor onscreen and catch up on daydreaming.
NEVER: Tell him he has no taste in movies.
NEVER: Complain that video games are stupid.
NEVER: Discuss non-celebrity crushes; you will just get a headache. Nobody wants that.
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