Because bitter won’t look good on you…
Write a love letter to the person you are crushing on listing all the terribly mushy stuff you would tell him if you were a total psychopath. (Yes! Include those days you stalked him –at school, at the café, online!) Then burn that letter with a rose scented candle, because after all, it is Valentine’s Day.
Go out on a date minus your dream boy. Come on, that serious, brooding, musical guy you’ve been drooling over isn’t really going to want to go on a popcorn sharing, Nicholas Sparks movie. He is too cool for that. But your single BFF will, so yeah.
Light some candles, turn on some Taylor Swift girlfriend-from-hell music and schedule some quality time with the two most important men in your life – Ben & Jerry.
Feel your heart race in a totally good and good-for-you way. Turn up the music and dance until you drop – in your bedroom, in the streets. Go craaay-craaay!
Hug your pet. It does not mean you’re going to turn into a scary old single lady whose apartment will be run over by her 50 cats. Get over yourself and those totally unnecessary spinster nightmares. Or you can get one of these and never be lonely again…get this
Go to the mall for a dressing room rampage. Go to makeup counters and have a makeover. Try every piece of clothing or pair of shoes you like. Why? Because it is free and you can!
Turn off Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook. You don’t need #singleandalone people raining on your #singleandlovingit feeling!