Things My Mom Taught Me
Last Updated on August 24, 2020 by Paula
MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!”
MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
“You better pray that will come out of that carpet!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
“If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week!”
MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
“Because I said so, that’s why!”
MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
“Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
l that spinach is gone!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
“It looks like a tornado went through your room!”
MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times-don’t exaggerate!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
“Stop acting like your father!”
OM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
“There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”
And most of all…..
MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
“I brought you into this world, I can take you out!”
This one is so funny. I see my mom on these lesson-teaching sentences.
hehehe.. nice post! Happy Mother's Day to you!
Such inspiring thoughts! Thanks for sharing sis! 🙂
haha! funny! happy mom's day! 🙂
Hihi, kakatawa talaga to. Pero makes sense no? 🙂
Haha. I'm sure my kids would learn these things from me too. hehe
Thanks for sharing them up. Love how you connect the thoughts with the usual MOTHERLY words 🙂
hahaha…amusing
i keep on laughing while reading your post
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
my mom didn't taught me about this but it reminded of someone who used to say this and learned from her mom too
So funny I'm reading it again and again 🙂
Really amusing post!!! I love it!
Cool! and funny. Love it! 🙂
Great lessons your mom taught you.
Hhahaha its very CUTE! I love it.:) Great lesson just like my MOM.
Happy mother's day to you, Marie♡
I'm sure your kids are super proud of you. They don't only have a mom but a friend too. In this cold, virtual world; I am glad to have bumped into you! : D
Hahaha! I had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing!
Hahaha..kakatuwa talaga ang mga mothers no?
Love it. I have read it before but it never stop me from smiling. Which reminds me I am a mom na nga. Hehe.
Hahaha all of them are so funny! I read these already before, pero natatawa pa rin ako. My fave is yung contortionism. Why not?! 😀
Super funny about what moms teach us because as we reflect on each item, we're actually slowly doing it to our kids too! hahaha! 🙂 Belated Happy Mother's Day dear! 🙂
Before, I said I wouldn't have children. And then I said, if ever I have children I don't want to turn into my (nagging) mom. But, now, I see that I am acting like her sometimes (and smell like her, too), then I see why she keeps on reminding me to do what she says, it's because she loves me and is very concerned about me.