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May 12, 2013

Things My Mom Taught Me

Posted by Marie Bulatao at Sunday, May 12, 2013





MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"

MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL 
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!" 

MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why!"

MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT 
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY 
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS 
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER 
It looks like a tornado went through your room!" 


MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY 
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times-don't exaggerate!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY 
"There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" 

And most of all.....
MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"



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21 comments:

Mylene on May 13, 2013 at 11:31 AM said...

This one is so funny. I see my mom on these lesson-teaching sentences.

JanzCrystalz on May 13, 2013 at 1:06 PM said...

hehehe.. nice post! Happy Mother's Day to you!

Meikah Ybañez-Delid on May 13, 2013 at 4:59 PM said...

Such inspiring thoughts! Thanks for sharing sis! :)

Van Cruz-Gabaza on May 13, 2013 at 5:12 PM said...

haha! funny! happy mom's day! :-)

verabear on May 14, 2013 at 12:35 AM said...

Hihi, kakatawa talaga to. Pero makes sense no? :)

hushieLLa on May 14, 2013 at 8:55 AM said...

Haha. I'm sure my kids would learn these things from me too. hehe

Ron Leyba on May 14, 2013 at 3:53 PM said...

Thanks for sharing them up. Love how you connect the thoughts with the usual MOTHERLY words :)

reese on May 14, 2013 at 4:00 PM said...

hahaha...amusing
i keep on laughing while reading your post

Hanny Namuco on May 14, 2013 at 4:55 PM said...

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

my mom didn't taught me about this but it reminded of someone who used to say this and learned from her mom too

Jellybelly on May 14, 2013 at 10:06 PM said...

So funny I'm reading it again and again :)

in pinay's footsteps on May 15, 2013 at 2:16 AM said...

Really amusing post!!! I love it!

tet ^0^ on May 15, 2013 at 11:06 PM said...

Cool! and funny. Love it! :)

Dominique Goh on May 15, 2013 at 11:44 PM said...

Great lessons your mom taught you.

Melgie Campbell on May 16, 2013 at 12:56 AM said...

Hhahaha its very CUTE! I love it.:) Great lesson just like my MOM.

Farida on May 16, 2013 at 1:29 AM said...

Happy mother's day to you, Marie♡

I'm sure your kids are super proud of you. They don't only have a mom but a friend too. In this cold, virtual world; I am glad to have bumped into you! : D

Lady Anne Abit on May 16, 2013 at 4:58 AM said...

Hahaha! I had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing!

Allan on May 16, 2013 at 7:55 AM said...

Hahaha..kakatuwa talaga ang mga mothers no?

Mommy Maye on May 16, 2013 at 11:01 AM said...

Love it. I have read it before but it never stop me from smiling. Which reminds me I am a mom na nga. Hehe.

Marie Angeli Laxa on May 18, 2013 at 2:19 PM said...

Hahaha all of them are so funny! I read these already before, pero natatawa pa rin ako. My fave is yung contortionism. Why not?! :D

Louise Antonette on May 19, 2013 at 12:43 PM said...

Super funny about what moms teach us because as we reflect on each item, we're actually slowly doing it to our kids too! hahaha! :) Belated Happy Mother's Day dear! :)

Cym Marzan on May 20, 2013 at 10:21 AM said...

Before, I said I wouldn't have children. And then I said, if ever I have children I don't want to turn into my (nagging) mom. But, now, I see that I am acting like her sometimes (and smell like her, too), then I see why she keeps on reminding me to do what she says, it's because she loves me and is very concerned about me.

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